September 2, 2022
From Florida to The Funny Farm
Goodbye Florida I know, I know. You have questions. Did we really say we moved from Florida to a Funny Farm in Iowa? Why in…
March 6, 2025
Midwest Turmeric Production Updates
Is Midwest turmeric production a viable option? I attempted to tackle that question in a previous post, which you may find a helpful start for…
November 15, 2024
Heirloom Apples of Seed Savers Exchange
I was thrilled to have the opportunity to visit the heirloom apple orchards of Seed Savers Exchange this fall. Their orchards hold hundreds of heirloom…
August 15, 2024
Kill Hemlock Organically
If you read my previous post on massacring hemlock, you will remember that I became the owner of a large poison hemlock grove last year.…
August 13, 2024
Flooded Dreams
This year started like most others for our family, with big dreams. We had no idea that they would end up as flooded dreams. We…
May 27, 2024
Grumpy Pants Plants’ Heirloom Apple Orchard
Below are varieties that we are currently growing in our heirloom apple orchard. Unless otherwise noted, these are young grafted trees that we hope will…
May 27, 2024
How to Grow Purple Passion Asparagus
Thank you for supporting our small family farm! This post will detail how to grow your new Purple Passion asparagus plants. Purple Passion is sweeter…
Goodbye Florida I know, I know. You have questions. Did we really say we moved from Florida to a Funny Farm in Iowa? Why in…
Ms. Grumpy Pants PlantsSeptember 2, 2022
What do plastic eating mushrooms (pestalotiopsis microspora) eat? If you Google this question, you'll likely find one of many websites describing a 2011 study from…
Ms. Grumpy Pants PlantsMarch 16, 2024
Perhaps you love growing your own fresh herbs and spices. Maybe you were inspired on a recent trip to a tropical location. Perhaps you simply…
Ms. Grumpy Pants PlantsDecember 25, 2023
If you are new to cloning lion's mane mushrooms (hericium erinaceus), you may wonder how to distinguish between healthy mycelium growth and contamination. The goals…
Ms. Grumpy Pants PlantsDecember 21, 2023
Picture this: you plant a garden that produces far more tomatoes (or other vegetables/fruits) than your family could ever eat. You could spam your coworkers…
Ms. Grumpy Pants PlantsOctober 27, 2023
An Assorted Pick
How to Make a Lawn & Garden Tofu Scramble
Why make a lawn and garden tofu scramble? Perhaps this year's zucchini harvest is so fortuitous that you have made all the zucchini bread and…
How to Make Plum Cobbler
Why would you want to make plum cobbler? The best answer is that it is delicious. The honest answer is that sometimes you look in…
